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Seriously?

An insurance salesman just came to my door and when I answered the first thing he said was, “Hey, how ya doin, are your parents home?”

Motherfucker, I’m 22 years old. This is my house.

  1. gh0stplanet said: he must’ve seen the Ron Paul sign in your yard and thought you couldn’t possibly have any money. hahaha.
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